babygray

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Zipping Up the Fly
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: I don't even like There's Something About Mary, but I wrote a ficlet using the opening scene. By the way, have you ever read 'There's Something About Heero'? Yeah, I wish that was finished, too... but I'd settle for it being reposted online somewhere.
Word Count: 420
Summary: Heero takes a peek at a half-naked Duo, and hurts himself.

God is Cruel. He HAD to be! There's no way a kind, benevolent being would do this to him; moving him next door to a love god that would have nothing to do with him.

Heero unzipped his pants and began to pee in his brand-new bathroom. It was a nice neighborhood, that's for certain, but why, out of all the god-damn houses of all those god-damned neighborhoods, did he have to get the house next to the (straight) boy of his dreams?

He let out a sigh of relaxation as the urine flowed out of him in a steady stream. Outside, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and with any luck, that boy was half-naked and in full view.

He glanced a bit to the side where the uncurtained bathroom window was and was unconsciously forced to take a double take. HE was there! Oh god...

Maybe there was a kind, benevolent god watching over him after all.

Just ten feet away was that delicious boy... half naked and brushing his thick hair. The light shined on him just right as the boy stood in front of his mirror, moving the brush effortlessly through that chestnut silk...

He looks so go~od... as he turns towards the window and sees Heero looking at him with ill-hidden lust.

Panicking, Heero turned away and hurried to zipper his pants back up.

Shit! No, there's no god, for no god would be heartless enough to let Heero's dick get in the way of the zipper at such a crucial time!

Heero's scream was heard in the entire house, as well as in the house of that longhaired creature of naughty, naughty thoughts. His mother burst into the bathroom through the door (mercifully, it was left unlocked) and, once seeing her son in such severe pain, called for an ambulance.

No, there is no merciful deity, for the entire block was outside watching Heero being wheeled out of his home, his dick still painfully pinned by the zipper.

He couldn't hear anything about the haze of pain. He could barely see the blue, blue sky, or the medics as they looked down at him.

He barely saw the sad expression on the lovely boy's face as he was wheeled past him. Perhaps there IS a god, Heero thought as the doors of the ambulance slammed shut past his feet. At least, after seeing that beautifully damned boy, he can die from penis-related injuries a happy man.

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